I..I am not crazy!
So what if I have odd dreams.
We rode up to the clearing, which turned out to be a desert. There was a wooden canopy with seats placed underneath, wih black-clad--brown-clad monks sitting alternatly. in each untaken brown-clad monk designated seat there was a little peice of carved wood shaped like an elephant. Finding myself in black monk clothes, I looked for a seat. the seats were placed in front of four open stalls, in each a pair of black-clad brown-clad monks, with the black clad monk perched piggy-back-ride style on the brown clad monk's back. All the seated and stalled monks were teenagers, but there were adult monks walking around, keeping the order and playing with oranges in the area. Eventuually, when everyone was seated, an adult monk opened his mouth and stared speaking in a sport's announcer voice.
"HAVE YOU GOT YOU MOOSE?!" he cried at us. Everyone held up their carved elephants.
"I SAID--HAVE YOU GOT YOUR MOOSE?!" Everyone cheered and cried out "yes" except for some monks who shouted "I'm muslim!"
"Are you ready then?" He asked, and tossed an orange at one of the piggy-back-riding pairs. They did their best to stay standing. I got the feeling that this was part of a ritual.
When he finished abusing the stalled monks, he said
"Right then. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand on to the virgin sacrifice!!!"
The crowd raved and cheered some more.
"Who's a virgin here?" The adult monk asked us.
Everyone shouted that they were, each one trying to get noticed.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell!! You and you!" He said, pointing randomly at two brown clad monks. "Come with me."
On our right there was a huge metal construction, with torches and basins and bowls all flaming. "Bunny-wunny!" The monk cooed, and out came a huge woman demon monster, with tentacles coming out of her back stuffing her two vaginas and rectums. "I've got something for you!"
he dropped the two monks in to the metal construction, and out came her tentacles. there were thousands of them, completley filling my vision. then they were all shoved down in to the construction, and I could hear screams.
then I woke up, and here I am.
I must strain that this wasn't a nightmare. I rather enjoyed the dream. it was just very..odd.
So what if I have odd dreams.
We rode up to the clearing, which turned out to be a desert. There was a wooden canopy with seats placed underneath, wih black-clad--brown-clad monks sitting alternatly. in each untaken brown-clad monk designated seat there was a little peice of carved wood shaped like an elephant. Finding myself in black monk clothes, I looked for a seat. the seats were placed in front of four open stalls, in each a pair of black-clad brown-clad monks, with the black clad monk perched piggy-back-ride style on the brown clad monk's back. All the seated and stalled monks were teenagers, but there were adult monks walking around, keeping the order and playing with oranges in the area. Eventuually, when everyone was seated, an adult monk opened his mouth and stared speaking in a sport's announcer voice.
"HAVE YOU GOT YOU MOOSE?!" he cried at us. Everyone held up their carved elephants.
"I SAID--HAVE YOU GOT YOUR MOOSE?!" Everyone cheered and cried out "yes" except for some monks who shouted "I'm muslim!"
"Are you ready then?" He asked, and tossed an orange at one of the piggy-back-riding pairs. They did their best to stay standing. I got the feeling that this was part of a ritual.
When he finished abusing the stalled monks, he said
"Right then. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand on to the virgin sacrifice!!!"
The crowd raved and cheered some more.
"Who's a virgin here?" The adult monk asked us.
Everyone shouted that they were, each one trying to get noticed.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell!! You and you!" He said, pointing randomly at two brown clad monks. "Come with me."
On our right there was a huge metal construction, with torches and basins and bowls all flaming. "Bunny-wunny!" The monk cooed, and out came a huge woman demon monster, with tentacles coming out of her back stuffing her two vaginas and rectums. "I've got something for you!"
he dropped the two monks in to the metal construction, and out came her tentacles. there were thousands of them, completley filling my vision. then they were all shoved down in to the construction, and I could hear screams.
then I woke up, and here I am.
I must strain that this wasn't a nightmare. I rather enjoyed the dream. it was just very..odd.