"The glove will fit what I say"

Question by Detective: Who shot you?
A: I don't know; I didn't even get a look. I don't know. Who can have done it? Anybody. Kindly take my shoes off.
Q: They are off.
A: No, there is a handcuff on them. The Baron does these things.

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interestin', to say the least.