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[adam42]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3730574.stm

This new species of ape has the characteristics of a Chimpanzee, a gorilla and a Rocky Horror Picture Show goer. They nest on the ground and are capable of killing lions, writing bad poetry and slitting their wrists.

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Wow. A new species of primate!

[hillbillie.livejournal.com]

This renews my hope for Bigfoot.

"...writing bad poetry and slitting their wrists."

[hillbillie.livejournal.com]

Ah. What you have described is the rare Gothrilla.
Previously termed "Gothpanzee Sapiens", the unfortuneate homophone with "Goth-pansy" caused it to be reclassified.

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

personally I find Bonobos to be a lot more innersting...

especially the sex part.

http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Bonobo

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

better site...

http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org/